Doughnut Saturday

So today my mailman friend says to me, "do you know what's worse than paying child support"? And since I don't I said no. So he says "delivering the check to your ex-wifes new house"!


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Chicken, or Hot Dogs?

So this afternoon Joli made the kids mini corn dogs for lunch. Lately Alli hasn't been eating very much, but she was putting away the mini corn dogs like this was going to be her last meal. After about 10 minutes of good solid eating she comes running into the living room and says "can i have some more chicken"? I didn't have the heart to tell her she wasn't eating chicken.

Facebook, American Idol, Greys Anatomy....

Why do i love these things? I'm pretty sure that old Zach wouldn't. But then again old Zach wore flannels everyday, listened to Led Zeppelin, and smoked menthol cigarettes. So maybe old Zach was the lame one?.....

Also since I've moved to the south I've also started drinking sweat tea, and started speaking with a southern accent.

So this is what it's like when doves cry.

Oh well I think I'm going to go re-watch this weeks episode of Greys again.

Believe it or not

I recently added real butter to the tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in our fridge. Next time we have blueberry muffins for breakfast I'm going to tell the kids, then they won't know what to believe!

Here I go again......

So in an attempt to improve my typing skills I have decided to start (once again) the illusive mailman diaries blog. And also I am trying to get back to the top of Celia's links on her blog.
This time I plan on following through with my original idea of telling stories from the wild world of mailmen.

Thank you celia

To be completely honest w/ you I've always thought blogging was totally lame. That is until i started reading my first wifes blog. Thank you Celia for opening my eyes. In fact i have to thanks Celia and her new husband Adam for a lot of things that I'm really into right now. Primarily the different facets of Google, such as picasa, g mail, skype, and blogspot. You know it was just last week that i told my dad "i really think Google is taking over the world!" and now look at me. In fact i heard that Google has a deal w/ a few different gas stations to install Google maps at all pumps so you can just print out driving directions while you're getting gas! thats genius. Anyway back to the blog I've started. the real purpose for this blog is to help me w/ my typing skills. I can remember in jr. high taking my first typing class. I was terrible at it, I couldn't keep my hands on the home row to save my life. To tell you the truth Dave Hertsner and I would just chew up small pieces of gum and throw them in some girl named Jessica's hair! Wow bringing up that old memory really makes me feel bad. Well i guess i do have a soul Adam. I'm sure you've realized by now I'm completely scatter brained, and you would be correct. I don't know how often i will post but i think this will be fun to try so here we go. The mail man diaries are up and running.